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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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