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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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