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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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