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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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