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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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