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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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