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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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