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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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