Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.