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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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