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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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