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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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