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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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