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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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