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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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