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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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