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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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