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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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