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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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