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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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