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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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