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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮
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