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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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