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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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