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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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