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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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