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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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