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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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