Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.