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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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