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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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