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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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