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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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