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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘
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