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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯
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