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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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