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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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