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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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