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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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