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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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