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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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