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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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