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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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