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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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