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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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