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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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