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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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