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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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