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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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