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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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