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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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