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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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