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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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