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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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