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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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