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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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