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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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