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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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